thomasroche ([info]thomasroche) wrote,
@ 2006-09-29 16:02:00
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Weirdrotica
After numerous requests over many months to the corporate office that seem to have gone nowhere, I have apparently finally been placed on the Vivid screeners list. Eon McKai did it -- word up, Eon.

One of the titles in my first screener box is called "Philip Mond's Insexts."

And, uh...Hm.

It's weird in that weird way that all porn features are weird, but this one is particularly weird because there are these big long dreamy high-fashion/fetish segments of women dressed like...that's right insects. It sounds cooler than it actually looks. It kind of looks like the revenge of a coked-out Patrick Nagel against people who like those greeting cards of kids in bug costumes. Only way more disturbing.

Who the fuck is Philip Mond and why does he dress his women like insects?

Oh, and by the way, in case you were wondering if there is a God:
Robert Downey Jr. to be Iron Man for Warner



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[info]darenzia
2006-09-29 11:38 pm UTC (link)
Weird. Philip Mond is a Dutch photog we used to use at Penthouse a few years back. I remember he did this one big "insect" shoot where girls were basically fucking paper mache bugs.

And people wonder why PH declared bankruptcy.

Still, when he wasn't shooting something stupid, he was a pretty damn good photog.

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[info]thomasroche
2006-09-30 02:11 am UTC (link)
Well, I reserve judgement because I wasn't really watching it. It did kinda seem like the sex was sorta Private-ish, that is to say, beautiful but empty. I didn't watch it expecting cool sets and costumes, so I'll put on my fetishist hat and try it again.

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[info]nelc
2006-10-06 11:46 am UTC (link)
Your fetishist hat: I'm imagining a cross between an Ascot ladies hat and a bondage mask, made of latex and leather....

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[info]thomasroche
2006-10-06 06:11 pm UTC (link)
It's more like a fedora, with certain unsavory stains on the underside of the brim.

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[info]jonathankorman
2006-09-30 12:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh golly. I love it when Hollywood actually comes up with a better casting solution than I would have thought of.

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